Trail Song Verse 22: Miss Janet

Miss Janet is a legend in the AT community. Her van, Bounce Box, can be encountered anywhere from Georgia to Maine. She is also known as The Backpack Ninja, for grabbing hikers and fixing their backpack straps.

well this here's a story 'bout the legendary Janet
bounces hikers to and from the trail from other planets
there's just one thing better than her dog in your lap
it's her running 'cross the parking lot to yank on all your straps

backpack ninja backpack ninja we'd be lost without
when you hear awooga make the hikers scream and shout
if i should not make it to the summit up in Maine
you will find me bouncing boxes off of Janet's bouncy van