Trail Song Verse 20: Connecticliffs

The Kent Connecticliffs, or How to Fall Off a Cliff and Still Have Fun.

well this here's the story 'bout Connecticliffs
who decided we should hike across tectonic rifts?
three points of contact over rock and stone
but if rain comes a pouring then you might as well stay home

Kent Connety Kent Connety magic in the air
escalator's broken so we had to take the stairs
if i should not make it to the summit up in Maine
you will find me scooting butt across the Kent Connecticliffs